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You can call me Margo.
As in Margo Rita. I find myself to be an expert on all that is hipster, which is IRONIC, as I also find myself to be a classic and incurable misanthrope. As in, I hate hipsters. And you.
Tumblr, for me, will not be an avenue for self-development. If you “find yourself” via tumblr posts, you are a cunt. This is an excuse for me to parade my drunken debauchery and hopefully dole out a few lols in the process.
Also, if you have an IQ higher than that of arugula (which is the new spinach - ask any hipster), you’ve probably figured out my name isn’t really Margo. This is because I AM AN ASSHOLE. I don’t want to deal with your pathetic hate mail. So can it, gingers.
Blogified by Margo and Anita.
As hipsters, we find ourselves to be only slightly competent (yet smugly so) in the fields of:
photography
art
design
typography
fashion
saving third world countries
how you're killing the Earth
music
not your music
economics
politics
knowing about cool bands before you do
Lady Gaga
did I mention photography?
sure I'll take your wedding pictures
guitar
piano
cooking
baking
decorating cakes
hating people
hating you
seething
being a foodie
cutting my own hair
sure I'll cut your hair
cussing a lot
I found out about that band AGES AGO
sarcasm
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and
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IRONY
Just a sample of the services we provide.
